America’s most-annoying celebrity Kim Kardashian is rubbing it into our faces: she’s married! the reality tv star’s reported $20 million wedding to Kris Humphries airs tonight on E!. the first part of the two-part series broadcasted last night sets Kris up as the new Klown of the Kardashians, or “Frankenstein” to Kloe who seems oddly put out by the hulk the actual marriage took place in August, and was followed by another, faker, one that took place on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show. if you miss tonight’s airing, don’t despair: no doubt it will repeat into infinity on the web, just like Kim’s sex tape.Ex-Beatles McCartney exchanged vows with American heiress Nancy Shevell at theThe old Marylebone Town Hall in London shortly after 3.25pm. Sunday. the couple smiled and posed for about 200 wellwishers outside. ” I feel married”, Paul, 69, told the crowd. “I feel absolutely wonderful.”The couple then returned to their St. John’s Wood home for a raucous party that drew complaints from neighbors clearly not invited to the wedding.Shevell, 51, wore a white dress designed by McCartney’s daughter, fashion designer Stella McCartney. Paul’s first wife Linda died of breast cancer after a happy marriage spanning three decades; his second marriage to Heather Mills ended acrimoniously.Speaking of fighting, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were photographed at the Cachuma Lake in the Santa Ynez Valley yesterday in what RadarOnline’s calling a “last-ditch attempt to save their marriage.”The couple “face-to-face” over a campfire on the Day of Atonement to address the problems in their marriage that have spilled into public view since the Two and a half Men star was busted for having sex with a 23-year-old party girl.when Demi spotted a camper snapping their photos, she exploded. “Demi was screaming,” a witnessed reported. “Once she knew she had been photographed, she whistled at Ashton and gestured for him to hurry into the tent.”The asymmetrically aged couple have “turned to Kabbalah and signed up for the religion’s counseling in order to save their marriage,” according to Radar.
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