"The Housewives of Orange County," we know, converse mainly by holding glittering iPhones braced in their palms, as if shouting into the crown jewels. "Atlanta" and "New York" maintain a strictly oral tradition: third-party gossip is hurled back at the accuser publicly, preferably at high enough volume to overcome the fact that everyone’s at a gala to benefit the needy, or somebody else’s wedding. (Poor "Miami" and "D.C." — they would have launched a tradition if anyone had been listening.)
But despite their “dems” and “dats,” New Jersey is increasingly bound to the written word, from the aforementioned "Cop without a Badge" incident — which cemented Staub, in the other housewives’ eyes, as a cut-rate criminal — to that departed lady’s Twitter missteps, as when she agreed with an avid follower that Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley probably would be better off dead, to Jacqueline’s avowal that even though the other housewives were spurning Staub, she wouldn’t promise not to text her from time to time.
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