Dear Pink,

Some things just don’t go together…like trying to be a singing trapeze pop artist.  Glad you didn’t die this time.

Sorry ladies and gents�this time she kept her clothes on.  By the way, I forgot she can actually sing.

Lol�this is straight up funny.  We all know Beyonce has nothing to worry about because she’s way more talented and successful than Pink�but damn it’s funny.

Believe it or not�that�s Pink in a skin tight see-through outfit during a recent concert in Seattle.  Let�s just say you have to be extremely secure with your body to wear something like that.