Posted June 9, 2008 by JohnJohn

I heard a crazy statistic the other day that over 400,000 breast augmentations, boob jobs, were performed last year. I understand that women feel the need to modify their breast, but now it’s against the law to get’em too big.
Yep, this one woman had her breast size increased to 61MMM. The procedure was so dangerous that it is now outlawed in America.
Doesn’t she look like she could just float at sea?
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Posted June 5, 2008 by JohnJohn

Remember when your parents told you to eat all your vegetables? Well that was before tomatoes carried salmonella poisoning. Texas grocery store giant HEB and Whole Foods have recalled all tomatoes from their shelves after a potential salmonella outbreak.
Salmonella symptoms include headache, stomach pain, diarrhea, nausea and sometimes vomiting…sounds like how I feel every Monday morning.
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Posted June 3, 2008 by JohnJohn

“If I play dead…maybe he won’t kill me!
Posted May 27, 2008 by JohnJohn

Image of Phoenix Lander

Actual photo of Mars…looks like West Texas to me.
Unless you’ve been on another planet, you’ve probably heard that NASA landed an unmanned spacecraft on Mars over Memorial Day weekend. The $500 million dollar project has already presented up close HD photos of the Martian terrain, but now scientific research has been delayed due to a malfunction in the radio frequency.
If you ask me…they should have left ET alone.
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Posted by JohnJohn

“It ain’t what it looks like.” Ok give me your best caption.